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What is your zombie apocalypse emergency plan?

Well, first thing is that I drastically revise estate planning work. The undead are apparently immortal. There are certain jobs and professions that I could use them for. I bet theyd be good actuaries. Ill need to do some market studies on what their primary legal needs are. Maybe eviction defense; people are always trying to kick them out of their abodes of choice. Cant we all just get along? I would see about representing them as sports and entertainment talent. They might fill some holes for the Raiders; we need any help we can get. And there are several movies where they would be a major upgrade on the actual performances. I think I can train a horde or so as litigation paralegals handing document production. Im a bit worried about the toppings theyll want on the late night pizza.

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